Me and Mary J

No more drama. That's my motto for the moment. Ping-ponging from a loony doctor to a lying one (the written reports of the scopes say they monitored my airway throughout and there was no incident -- yeah, right) and back again is too much activity for me. I'm sick of being sick.

So I'm the new normal. The new normal goes to the bathroom 10 times a day, takes 12 prescription drugs every day, and doesn't eat solid food. That's me to a tee.

You know how 50 is the new 40? Well, I'm the new normal.

No more drama. Just normal. Jennifer